giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

and the next thing i know……

Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: whatareeyebrowsfor, via forever-and-alwayss)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via t-a-c-o-s)